The method where people talk to each other and trust each other and build things incrementally and...

We use a short, easily remembered name like Agile to communicate how we believe software development should be but then we get into wierd discussions about "What is Agile?" and "Is what I'm doing Agile?" and of course "Why can't we just be Agile about this?"

Therefore

I propose no longer using the term Agile and have people memorise a paragraph or two instead.

Example resulting scenario:
A: Where does testing fit in this new approach?
B: Oh, you know those paragraphs I asked you to memorise, it's in the third one...

If only...